There's a lot debate about his existence, whether his real of just a mythical creature. I'm not saying Santa Claus doesn't exist. I guess it's just his physical qualities that makes me slightly suspicious... Well, think about it. A dude carrying a huge bag of presents here and there around the world flying with a band of reindeers, making his way through chimneys, visiting billions of children... and all this action during one night. Not an easy exercise, I think.
So let's be honest. Which one of these two characters are more likely to get the job done?

I would vote Mojo Priest Steven Seagal for Santa..he wouldnt need reindeer to fly. Unfortunately he too looks like Number 1 nowadays.
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